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Even though we really don't have a Cafépress anymore, I decided to leave that up. Because we used to be funny. Which brings me to this question:

What happened?

News:

12/22/08
So it's been a year since I last updated Thunderpants. It was partially because I was a little busy with a now almost certainly entirely disbanded comedy troupe, The Something Circus.
But mostly because Thunderpants and I are just too Goddamn lazy to do anything. I can say that we will stop being so lazy, but knowing us, that won't happen. Not that anybody missed us. The only person that complained to me about lack of updates was Thunderpants himself.
But in my mind we have a devout following so my mind was very disappointed.
I'm going to be making some changes to the website layout and lineup over the next few weeks (months, years, etc).
And a thought: Kwanzaa is a sort of pointless holiday. It's people of African heritage celebrating people of African heritage. It'd almost make more sense if it were for people who weren't of African heritage.

9/4/07
School is back in; Thunderpants is off at a boarding school somewhere in the African Savannah learning about how to help people accept who they are and their shortcomings.
Pffft. Yeah right. He's off in Hot-Babe Land, USA.
He has a dorm room all to himself and that means either one of two things after he gets out of classes. I'm only going to mention one of them, which is making comics. Use your imagination on the other one. I'll give you a hint: it involves bacon.
Anyway, we're trying to get more comic creators since we're all too lazy to make more on a regular basis.
In other news, we have an affiliate now. I actually made their website, and though it's not completely finished (as of yet), it's still pretty badass. They are The Something Circus, a comedy sketch group that makes, well, comedy sketch videos.
You can check them out here.
-James

7/22/07
GUESS WHO'S BACK!!
Yeah, we are. Sort of. We have 10 very poor and crude comics made by Thunderpants himself. Right now he's in the woods fending off bears, so this is more of support to him to make it through. Too bad he has no idea I'm doing it. He half-expects me not to have done anything when he gets back. HAH! I SHOWED THE POOR FOOL!
Ten extremely poor Thunderpants comics coming up.
And possibly a few from me and Mikas.
-James

6/11/07
Here's something to (not really) make up for lack of comics. We'll make a bunch of comics over the summer. We have a ton of ideas, we just haven't drawn any of them (EVEN THOUGH I YELL AT EVERYONE TO MAKE THEM. THEY DON'T LISTEN.)
Anyway, this is a poem written by Thunderpants himself. It's entitled "Global Warming"

Global Warming:

Global Warming
It doesn't exist
It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't
The only "Inconvenient Truth," Al Gore
Is that you are a dirty liar.

-Thunderpants the Destroyer
That touched me... down there. How 'bout you?

6/3/07
Well, it looks like Thunderpants kicked Koheed off the Thunderpants, Inc. staff. It's his company (sort of), so whatever. He'll be replaced by Conrad. Complaining about lack of updates? Maybe Conrad will fix that for you. Remember,
We don't make Thunderpants.
We make Thunderpants better.
-James

5/31/07
Wow, I'm really good at not updating. Sorry, we've all been busy. It's that time of years for finals again. Of course, for us (being the irresponsible idiots we are) studying means we just go around and throw candy at each other while skating down the street. That's how we study. Aren't we great students?
Anyway, I'll try to make several comics (and yell at everyone else to make more, too). Maybe Thunderpants will get another computer. Maybe he won't. Life sucks. Oh well, get over it.
-James

5/20/07
Sorry for not updating in forever. None of us have been making comics, really... Thunderpants still doesn't have a computer. And we haven't made any videos (Hey, we'll get around to it.). Anyway; get over it, buy our stuff and sign up for the forum.
-James

5/3/07
Again, sorry for lack of updates. I totally messed this computer up and had to fix it. But we're good now, so I'll update the stuff.
THINGS TO EXPECT:
-At least two more Jesus comics
-"Retards Skating" 1 & 2 (I just gotta get the original files and add in the Thunderpants, Inc. information). There are two versions of 2; I might include both.
-The Y Files ( in the not-so-near future). It'll be me, Michael and Thunderpants. The X files study the supernatural; the Y files study the completely natural.
As you might have guessed, that means we will have a Video Section soon.
I'll also get around to editing the phpBB2 forum layout, redesign the side logo and add some color to the site.
-James

4/26/07
Aaagh. Sorry about the lack of updates (in anything). I've been really busy this week. Okay, that's a lie, I got the new Pokémon game. So did Michael. That's why you don't have any comics from us. I've been yelling at him to make one for an idea he got today, but I think he's playing Pokémon right now. It's a cruel world.
Koheed got grounded and is only making comics that are incredibly confusing right now (as in... no transition to a different event. He has a bunch of others, but I won't put them up 'cause they're too weird like that. That or they'd require a lot of editing on my part).
I think he has another one right now for me, though. I've yet to check. I'll work on the Forum layout, too. Maybe make another comic. It'll go up after Michael's, though.
Oh, and Thunderpants's computer got broken. That's why you have a massive zero from him. (Airport security dropped it. He's getting a new one God-knows-when)
Anyway, sorry.

4/18/07
New forum system up, using phpBB2. I couldn't get the phpBB3 beta to work correctly, so that's why we're using 2. I'll customize it with a Thunderpants, Inc. layout later, right now, I'm too lazy.
-James

4/17/07
I'm going to put up a different forum system. One that's (hopefully) more convenient and understandable. For those wanting to know, it's a phpBB based forum (the kind I'm most familiar with).Unfortunately, that means those already members of our forum will have to re-register.
-James

4/16/07
Sorry about the lack of updates for the comics, I've just been busy working on V2 and I'm the only one who works on the website itself, so... yeah. Expect frequent updates from now on.
-James

4/16/07
V2 is up.
Here's as link to V1, just for reminiscing purposes.
-James

4/14/07
I'm working on V2 of Thunderpants, Inc. It should be done in about a week. Also, enjoy the forum. I'm adding it right now.
-James

4/14/07
Website back up.
-James

4/9/07
Hmm, website should be up.
-James

4/7/06
Takumi and I are off to Nevadia (Nevada) to wreak some major illage. I'll try to update the website every day, but I'm not sure if my laptop has the programs I need and if I'll have internet access every day or not. Plan for updates every other day, but they may be less or more frequent, we'll see.
-James

4/6/07:
No website sucks.
-James

4/5/07:
First comic up, and I'm getting the hang of coding again...
-James